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348026. Fix the o-line first! The key to any team is the offensive line. Without an offensive line you are nothing. Draft Thomas #1 and draft Grubbs or Sears #2. Sign Steinbach or Dielman and voila - the Browns have an offensive line.

Virginia lawmakers heard several recommendations for a new state song today. Thomas DeBusk performed his song, "Cradle of Liberty", for members of the House Rules Committee. Delegates also heard a copy of a song by Giles County native Lester Ray Sears called, "Virginia".

A juvenile who allegedly took part in an armed robbery at Sears now faces only one charge, according to probation supervisor Ben Rowe. Rowe said during Wednesday`s hearing for 14-year-old Edgar Gutierrez, the judge dismissed a felony charge against him.

Bear mania is upon us, and Chicago retailers are embracing it in full. "It`s crazy," Ashlee Remington, apparel manager for Sears on State Street, said. "We get shipments every day, sometimes twice a day. We`re just trying our best to get it out as quickly as possible."

http://www.JewishWorldReview.com | Fidel Castro went on television in Cuba Tuesday to show the world he`s still hale and hearty. You have to shake your head. If Sears had any sense of humor at all they would feature Fidel Castro in a Super Bowl commercial for the Die Hard.

Central Middle School Principal Greg Tackett is resigning after less than a year in his position. Tackett was hired following the retirement of longtime principal Earl Sears.

MARCH 16, 2005 -- Sears, Roebuck and Co., Hoffman Estates, Ill., may be trying to sell Lands` End for less than it paid three years ago, according to a report yesterday in Women`s Wear Daily.

Pershing Square Capital Management, L.P. announced today that funds advised by it acquired 150,000 common shares of Sears Canada Inc. this afternoon on the Toronto Stock Exchange . This purchase represents approximately 0.14% of the outstanding shares of Sears Canada.